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Tell me when the burritos are done.

I ask my father for a favor... I ask him..
I ask him to call to me when the burrito is finished cooking
he replies.. "i don't know son"
he doesn't know!!!
he'll never know
how can my father ever know
when the burrito is done
oh please you stingy god
grant my father the wisdom to know
grant him the knowledge of the burrito being done