"Sometimes I think i'm losing it. When I hang out with people, I always think they're dropping hints or something. One time I thought I pooped my pants a little bit and it seemed like everybody was talking about poop and making fun of me like they knew I had crapped myself. Then I got home and checked for poop and I didn't even poop my pants, it was all in my head."

Perhaps I have shit for brains. -- Tyler Beard